16 Weird & Hilarious Foods Hidden in the MyFitnessPal Database

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16 Weird & Hilarious Foods Hidden in the MyFitnessPal Database

We have 13.6 million foods in the MyFitnessPal database. That’s a staggering number of foods, and it’s all thanks to you lovely folks out there. Lucky us, a few of you also managed to sneak in some rather hilarious “foods.” (Don’t think we didn’t notice!) Below are 16 of the most hilarious “foods” in the database to date.

Go ahead, have a laugh. You’ll burn some calories!

1. CAT FOOD

catfood

Pet food at Whole Foods is apparently good enough for humans.

2. EVERYTHING (w/ 10^38 CALORIES)

everything

When you’re so ravenous you want to eat up the universe. Why don’t the calories match up? O_o

3. TEARS OF MY ENEMIES

tearsofmyenemies

Because revenge tastes that sweet. Remember to serve it cold!

4. BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT

bloodoftheinnocent

Huh… this would’ve been good for Halloween.

5. TEARS OF SMALL CHILDREN

tearsofsmallchildren

Even the witch from Hansel and Gretel uses MyFitnessPal, apparently.

6. LIFE CHANGING LOAF OF BREAD

lifechangingloafofbread

This is actually a real thing. Has anyone tried it?

7. I DO NOT REGRET THIS!

idonotregretthis

Sounds like a “cheat day.”

8. LOVE

love

Ever gained relationship weight? It could be because love costs calories.

9. REGRET

regret

Such a waste of macros.

10. REGRETTING THIS GUT BUSTING TOE COSTING DIABETIC NIGHTMARE

regrettingthis

We think you hurt the brownie’s feelings.

11. TOO MUCH BOOZE

toomuchbooze

Yup… 500 calories oughta do it.

12. OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

omnomnom

Enough said…

13. TURKEY DINNER WITH EVERYTHING IMAGINABLE

turkeydinner

This entry is just in time for the holidays.

14. NIGHTMARES

nightmares

C’mon. We’ve all woken up in a cold sweat after dreaming we ate our term paper… and then logged it just to be safe.

15. GUILT FREE COOKIES

guiltfreecookies

We like the attitude! Enjoy what you eat, don’t feel guilty.

16. HOT FUDGE SUNDAE, ONE SCOOP w/WHIP AND A WORLD OF REGRET

hotfudgesundae

The World of Hurt isn’t far behind…

Found a few hilarious foods in the database? Share yours below.

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